My best friend since our sophomore year of high school, Jessica had her baby today. I hooked her up with my friend Jeff and was the minister for their wedding a few years ago. They looked tired and wiped out, as one would imagine, but were totally stoked. The kid was pretty strong and alert for only being a little over four hours old in this picture.

Bennet Bear Walsh, give them hell.

Jess and Jeff, thanks for having kids so I don't have to. I'm more than happy to corrupt him when necessary, teach him all kinds of fucked up things, have a blast when we can and promptly give him back. I'll teach him to drink whiskey when the time comes, be sure of that.