Hey! Whooo! Voting day! 

I’ve never been on the side of a winner. That’s fine. This isn’t a game.

 Everytime I’ve ever voted for a president, and most of every other political position, I’ve voted for someone other than a Democrat or a Republican. I’m sick of the concept of a two-party system in the United States of America. Why is it that I can choose more types of toilet paper than I can political candidates? Ridiculous.

 In the past I was yelled at for “wasting my vote”, and now that “Change” is the buzzword, I can proudly say that if you voted for a Democrat or Republican you had absolutely nothing to do with change. This is just business as usual. If the protracted campaign season didn’t clue you into this, just wait for the next four years.

 Please Americans, really consider change next time around and get rid of these corporate jokers.